Clues & Solutions to The Puzzle Gallery
The Hazzard Park  40 Attractions, 180 Puzzles

by
Stewart K. Cho
12/17/90 — 12/21/90

- P -
1.	At the Carnival  (1 puzzle) √
• Square-jigsaw picture

2.	Parking Lot  (2 puzzles) √
∆ Seeking-words ——> 26 car names (in top-to-bottom, left-to-right order)
13 Horizontal
CHEVY, CADILLAC, HONDA, MUSTANG, LINCOLN, VOLVO, NISSAN, PONTIAC, PEUGEOT, DODGE, PORSCHE, MERCURY, MITSUBISHE
8 Vertical
TOYOTA, FORD, MERCEDES, SUZUKI, JAGUAR, PLYMOUTH, OLDSMOBILE, SUBARU
2 Upward Diagonal
CHRYSLER, VOLKSWAGON
3 Downward Diagonal
BUICK, THUNDERBIRD, RENAULT

“EVEN THOUGH THE PARKING IS FREE, IT STILL COSTS YOU PLENTY!”

3.	Main Entrance  (3 puzzles) √
• Square-jigsaw picture
“WHAT TWO ATTRACTIONS CAN BE FOUND AT THE MAIN ENTRANCE?”
“METAL DETECTORS AND TRAINED POLICE DOGS”

4.	Ticket Booth  (3 puzzles) √
• Square-jigsaw picture
“WHAT’S THE PRICE OF ADMISSION TO THE HAZARD PARK?”
“YOUR CONTINUED GOOD HEALTH!”

5.	The Fun Way  (3 puzzles) √
∞ Twisted-maze
CROWD  ——> “MINGLING WITH THE CUSTOMERS”
GETOUT ——> “IS OFTEN MORE SCARY THAN THEN RIDES!”

6.	Merry-Go-Round  (3 puzzles) √
• Square-jigsaw picture
“WHAT IS THE TRUE THRILL OF RIDING AN ANTIQUE WODDEN HORSE?”
“REALIZING THAT YOU HAVE SAT ON A NEST OF TERMITES.”

7.	Sitting Ducks  (33 puzzles) √
• Square-jigsaw picture
     * In alphabetical order, with prolonged Ss.
ALIVE	BROOK	CREEK	DECOY	EVERY	FIELD	GROWL	HUMOR	IRONY	JUICY	KNOLL
LUCKY	MARSH	NOISE	ONION	PLUCK	QUACK	ROAST	SWAMP	SQUAD	SORRY	SKUNK
SPICE	SYRUP	STORM	TWICE	UNCLE	VIVID	WHARF	XEROX	YEAST	ZEBRA

8.	Bumper Cars  (5 puzzles) √
     * Beginning vowels A, E, I, O, U are additional clues.
    AVOID	EARTH		IMAGE		 OLIVE		  UNWRAP
ATTIC		    ESSAY	  IGLOO	OUNCE		 UPCHUCK
   ACORN	  EXACT	 INNER		  OBLONG	 UNTIE
 AGAIN		   EDICT	   ICING	    OTHER	   UPSET
   ADULT	EQUAL		IDIOT		   OCEAN	UNTIL
ABOVE		 ENJOY		   IRATE	 ORBIT		 URBAN
   ANNOY	   ENEMY	    IVORY	  OFTEN	   USUAL
  ALTAR	  EAGER	   ICICLE	   OYSTER	  USHER

9.	Ice Cream Stand  (3 puzzles) √
∆ Seeking-words ——> 21 ice cream flavors (in top-to-bottom, left-to-right order)
14 Horizontal
BLACKWALNUT, BUTTERSCOTCH, COCONUT, CHERRY, ROCKYROAD, VANILLA, CARAMEL, BLUEBERRY, MARSHMALLOW, RASPBERRY, STRAWBERRY, BANANA, CHOCOLATE, BOYSENBERRY
4 Vertical
COCKROACHCRUNCH, BUTTERPECAN, MOCHA, PISTACHIO
2 Upward Diagonal
COFFEE, GRAPE
1 Downward Diagonal
FUDGE

“AND BE SURE TO TASTE THE FLAVOR OF THE WEEK”
“RODENT RIPPLE”

10.	Ferris Wheel  (5 puzzles) √
LENGTH ——> “IN OVER TWENTY YEARS,”
REALLY ——> “THERE HASN’T BEEN”
SEVERE ——> “A SINGLE INJURY”
SAFETY ——> “ON THIS RIDE.”
EXCEPT ——> “FALLLING OFF THE RIDE, WELL, THAT’S ANOTHER MATTER!”

- A -
1.	Skyway  (4 puzzles) √
IF IT IS IN ID ——> “FROM THE SKYWAY,”
AS AN AD AT AX ——> “YOU CAN REALLY”
OW ON OX OR OZ ——> “SEE ALL OF THE…”
ARCHITECTURE   ——> “TRASH”

2.	World’s Biggest  (3 puzzles) ?
• Square-jigsaw picture
MUSTARD, KETCHUP, SAUERKRAUT, ONIONS, RELISH, CHEESE, CHILI

3.	Ladies Room  (2 puzzles) √
∆ Seeking-words ——> 29 girls names (in top-to-bottom, left-to-right order)
9 Horizontal
JANE, ELIZABETH, KATHERINE, SHIRLEY, LESLEY, FELICIA, TERESA, VERONICA, ELVIRA
14 Vertical
GLORIA, NANETTE, JESSICA, DARLENE, ZELDA, CYNTHIA, PHYLLIS, OLIVIA, RACHEL, ISABEL, ELAINE, MELANIE, ROXANNE, YVONNE
3 Upward Diagonal
BARBARA, WENDY, HEATHER
3 Downward Diagonal
REBECCA, AUDREY, URSULA

“WITHOUT A DOUBT, THE LADIES ROOM IS THE ATTRACTION WITH THE LONGEST LINE OF ALL.”

4.	Octopus  (2 puzzles) √
• Square-jigsaw picture
CAUTION ——> “ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!”

5.	Skin the Cat  (6 puzzles) √
CAD	COP	CAD	CRY	COW	COD
ANY	ARE	AGE	AYE	AWE	ARE
TEE	TEA	TOW	TEN	TEE	TEN

6.	Log Ride  (1 puzzle) √
• Square-jigsaw picture

7.	Souvenir Shoppe  (1 puzzle) √
• Square-jigsaw picture

8.	Rabid Rat  (2 puzzles) √
• Square-jigsaw picture
“BECAUSE THE RIDE OPERATORS CAN PACK ‘EM AND SEND ‘EM OFF AS FAST AS THEY CAN!”

9.	Mens Room  (2 puzzles) √
∆ Seeking-words ——> 28 men names (in top-to-bottom, left-to-right order)
13 Horizontal
LAWRENCE, CLARENCE, HERMAN, DOMINIC, OLIVER, VINCENT, GILBERT, REGINALD, FRANKIE, ANDREW, GAYLORD, QUENTIN, KENNETH
11 Vertical
JEROME, WILLIAM, EDDIE, DENNIS, PATRICK, IRVING, BENJAMIN, BARNIE, ALFONZO, ALBERT, LLOYD
1 Upward Diagonal
MONTGOMERY
3 Downward Diagonal
THEODORE, NICHOLAS, ARTHUR

“HE WILL SOON DISCOVER THAT SOME IDIOT JUST THREW A CHERRY BOMB IN THE TOILET.”

10.	Roto-Vomit  (4 puzzles) √
• Square-jigsaw picture
FAST RIDE ——> “THE CENTRIFUGAL FORCE KEEPS THE”
HEAD SPIN ——> “CUSTOMERS PINNED TO THE INSIDE WALL…”
GOOD LUCK ——> “EVEN WHEN THE FLOOR LOWERS DOWN!”

- R -
1.	All Aboard  (2 puzzles) √
SIGN POST ——> “WHAT’S THE FIRST THING YOU SEE ON THE TRAIN RIDE?”
“THE TOXIC WASTE DUMP”

2.	Coin Toss  (3 puzzles) √
CIRCUMSTANCE ——> “OOPS”
BEWILDERMENT ——> “DARN”
MISCALCULATE ——> “HECK”
(Coin Toss becomes Coin Loss)

3.	River Ride  (2 puzzles) √
∆ Seeking-words ——> 28 animals names (in top-to-bottom, left-to-right order)
15 Horizontal
OSTRICH, CHEETA, GORELLA, RHINOCEROS, CHIMPANZEE, PANTHER, BUFFALO, PYTHON, BABOON, KANGAROO, ANTELOPE, ORANGUTAN, COYOTE, JACKAL, LION
8 Vertical
TIGER, BARRACUDA, GIRAFFE, ALLIGATOR, TARANTULA, LEOPARD, HYENA
2 Upward Diagonal
SHARK, ELEPHANT
1 Downward Diagonal
HIPPOPOTAMUS

“WHEN THE FAKE MECHANICAL ANIMALS BECAME TOO COSTLY TO FIX, THE MANAGEMENT DECIDED TO USE LIVE ONES INSTEAD.”

4.	Hall of Mirrors  (2 puzzles) √
• Square-jigsaw picture
∞ Mirror-maze  the shortcut is in the centerline

5.	Grease Burger  (27 puzzles) √
     * The theme is “EAT ONE COW BUN,” & misc. ingredients.
EBB	EAT	HEN	EBB	FEW	ERA
ARE	EGO	ORE	YOU	ORE	EAT
TAG	LET	EAT	EAT	EAT	LYE

BAR	BAG	BIB	ACE	BAR
ONE	ONE	ONE	GAY	ONE
ADD	GYM	AND	ONE	ODD

COW	COW	ACT	COW	COW
AWE	OWE	COW	OWE	ARE
RED	OLD	EGO	ONE	MET

BUN	EGO	EBB	
ORE	BUN	YOU
ANT	BYE	EON

DRY	HAM	BUG	ICE	GAG	FLY	COB	OFF
EYE	ICE	ORE	LUG	EGO	EYE	ARE	AIL
NET	PEN	ANT	LEG	MET	WET	NET	FRY

6.	Cyclone  (1 puzzle) √
• Square-jigsaw picture

7.	Haunted House  (1 puzzle) √
• Square-jigsaw picture

8.	Tourist Trade  (1 puzzle) √
∆ Seeking-words ——> 28 states names (in top-to-bottom, left-to-right order)
21 Horizontal
WASHINGTON, TEXAS, ILLINOIS, KENTUCKY, KANSAS, MONTANA, GEORGIA, FLORIDA, LOUISIANA, WISCONSON, COLORADO, NEVADA, MICHIGAN, WYOMING, KDAHO, MAINE, OKLAHOMA, TENNESSEE, ARIZONA, VIRGINIA, VERMONT
5 Vertical
ALABAMA, DELAWARE, OREGON, INDIANA, MISSISSIPPI
1 Upward Diagonal
CONNECTICUT
1 Downward Diagonal
CALIFORNIA

9.	Alpine Upchuck  (1 puzzle) √
• Square-jigsaw picture

10.	Comet  (12 puzzles) √
    “WHAT” “NEW” “RIDE” “IS” “GOING” “BETWEEN” “THE” “COMET” “AND” “THE” “FERRIS” “WHEEL?”

- K -
1.	Laff-in-the-Dark  (2 puzzles) √
• Square-jigsaw picture
∞ Invisible-maze —— very scary (& interesting)!

2.	Hammer  (1 puzzle) √
• Square-jigsaw picture

3.	Lost and Found  (5 puzzles) √
COLLECT ——> “THE SOUVENIR SHOP”
CHOICES ——> “HAUNTED HOUSE; MERRY-GO-ROUND”
CONFUSE ——> “TILT-A-RETCH; COLOSSAL CORONARY; ALPINE UPCHUCK”
CLUTTER ——> “LOOP-O-PUKE; LOBOTOMIZER; CHIROPRACTOR; LOST AND FOUND”
∆ Seeking-words ——> 25 lost items (in top-to-bottom, left-to-right order)
14 Horizontal
JACKET, SUITCASE, EARPHONE, BRIEFCASE, LIPSTICK, STYLINGCOMB, WALLET, SUNGLASSES, LAPTOPCOMPUTER, KEYCHAIN, LITTLESISTER, WOODENLEG, BASKETBALL, TENNISRACKET
10 Vertical
ZIPGUN, SCARF, HIKINGBOOTS, PURSE, SWEATER, HAIRSPRAY, SWITCHBLADE, SNEAKERS, OVERCOAT, KNAPSACK
1 Downward Diagonal
NOTEBOOK

4.	Shirt ‘n’ Splatter  (2 puzzles) √
• Square-jigsaw picture
Paint the entire canvas with a single paint, in a single stroke, then splatter a blob of paint ——> You Picasso, You!

5.	Fun House  (4 puzzles) √
• 4 Square-jigsaw pictures		“WATCHOUT FOR THE TRAP DOORS”
  (first one is just entrance)	“BEWARE OF FALLING OBJECTS”
					“LOOK OUT FOR ELECTRIC SHOCKS”

6.	Colossal Coronary  (6 puzzles) √
BIG	BIG	BIG	BIG	GIANT PRICE ——> “THE RIDE COST SO MUCH TO BUILD THAT…”
ACE	ONE	EVE	ACE	CHEAP SKATE ——> “…THEY COULDN’T FINISH IT.”
GYM	ANT	GYM	YET

7.	Roach Race  (11 puzzles) √
ROAM	RANK	RUDE	REEK	ROMP	RUSE	ROOK
EXAMINE ——> “HOW WOULD YOU HAVE KNOWN THAT #5 WOULD WIN?”
RESOLVE ——> “BECAUSE NO ONE BET ON IT.”
REFLECT ——> “WHAT IF ALL SIX WERE BET?”
EVASION ——> “THEN THE WHOLE BOX OF BUGS WOULD ACCIDENTALLY SPILL INTO THE CROWD.”

8.	Loop-O-Puke  (6 puzzles) √
• Square-jigsaw picture
OFFENSIVE	REPULSIVE	REVOLTING	DISGUSTING	NAUSEATING

9.	First Aid  (3 puzzles) √
∆ Seeking-words ——> 21 health problems (in top-to-bottom, left-to-right order)
13 Horizontal
PULLEDGROIN, KIDNEYSTONE, WHISKERBURN, DISLOCATEDSHOULDER, GUMDISEASE, INGROWNTOENAIL, NOSEBLEED, STUBBEDTOE, SPLINTER, HANGNAIL, BEESTING, EARACHE, SPINALINJURY
7 Vertical
CONCUSSION, RATBITE, SKINRASH, DOUBLECHIN, KNIFEWOUND, TOOTHACHE, THIRDDEGREEBURN
1 Downward Diagonal
VITAMINDEFICIENCY

∆ Seeking-words ——> 21 health problems (in top-to-bottom, left-to-right order)
10 Horizontal
BADBREATH, FOODPOISONING, ATHLETESFOOT, DIAPERRASH, DANDRUFF, ULCERS, HEARTBURN, CHESTPAIN, BUNIONS, WATERONTHEKNEE
11 Vertical
JOCKITCH, AMNESIA, EARWAX, TANLINES, BODYODOR, LIVERSPOTS, FALLENARCHES, BLACKLUNG, BLOODSHOTEYES, HEMORRHOIDS, CONSTIPATION

∆ Seeking-words ——> 20 health problems (in top-to-bottom, left-to-right order)
10 Horizontal
WHOOPINGCOUGH, IMPOTENCE, BLINDNESS, PARANOIA, JETLAG, SPONTANEOUSCOMBUSTION, RIGORMORTIS, SCARLETFEVER, ASTHMA, HYSTERIA
10 Vertical
CHAPPEDLIPS, WHIPLASH, TONSILITIS, INSANITY, LEPROSY, MUMPS, CHICKENPOX, LARYNGITIS, HAIRYPALMS, MEASLES

10.	The Future ???  (I leave the last puzzle for you to solve it.)